Marilyn Monroe for President?
I know at first it may seem a bit absurd. But, after the last six months of Obama’s policies, I wonder if it would have been better if we would have voted in Marilyn Monroe.
Let’s see. Number one, we would not have spent 14 Trillion stimulating private bankers’ off shore accounts and “bailing out” huge corporations that were fiscally irresponsible. So, already I see Marilyn would have saved us 14 Trillion. Let’s face it, the Marilyn stimulus package is much more attractive.
Second, we know she was born in the United States. Her U.S. citizenship is unquestionable. Was Obama born in the U.S.? I’m not certain; however, I do know that he could have cleared this issue up very easily and has allowed it to linger unnecessarily. In the midst of the controversy surrounding the birth of Our Dear Leader, we can state that Marilyn Monroe was definitely born in the United States, and posthumously has attained the age necessary to be President.
Marilyn would not be pushing the social agenda that Our Dear Leader is promoting. Our values would be left as they are without the post-modernist twistings the Leader feels we need. We must realize that this alone might be worth having Marilyn as our Chief Executive. We may not have needed to battle in each and every state just to keep marriage as it has always been since the dawn of civilization, men marrying women and women marrying men. Ah, sweet tradition.
Marilyn's Stimulus Package Would Have Saved 14 Trillion
The preachers and others who say anything about sin being sin may not have had to face prosecution or persecution if Marilyn had been voted in. Parents worried about cross-dressing transvestites teaching at their preschool may have breathed a little easier because they would not have the Attorney General Eric Holder trying to push so called “hate crime” legislation to criminalize your conscience. Yes, if we elected Marilyn our consciences may have been left unmolested by the government. We might still have the right to decide for ourselves what is right and wrong without some pervert from Washington assigning us our thoughts.
It is guaranteed that Pres. Marilyn Monroe would not have pursued the socialist, or some even say communist, agenda that Our Dear Leader has sought to implement.
Also, she would not have gone all over the world bowing to other countries’ royalty, and making goofy speeches about how the United States is retarded. We know we are retarded. Please do not go around the world making speeches about it unless your policies are less retarded. Yes, Marilyn would never do that.
Right now, this moment, there are many people who feel this country has been destroyed within the last six months. This would not have happened had we elected Marilyn Monroe.
Ken Holloway’s Column
Thursday July 9, 2009 Written for ConservativeChristianNews.com/wordpress
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